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Showing posts with label joke. Show all posts
Showing posts with label joke. Show all posts

Wednesday, 22 May 2013

TEACHER, IT IS A YAM SIR - AKPOS IS BACK AGAIN

You must have heard about
Akpos before, yes, it’s the
same troublesome Akpos. He
just got himself into trouble in
class again.
TEACHER (drew a map of
Nigeria on the board): Who can
tell me what I drew on d
board?
STUDENTS: No answer
TEACHER: So nobody can tell me
what is on d board right?
STUDENTS: No answer except
Akpors.
TEACHER: Ok Akpors come out.
Who else?
STUDENTS: No answer.
TEACHER: Is it only Akpors that
is in dis class? (realy angry)
Ok Akpors take this cain &
give everybody in dis class
five, five strokes.
After ‘caining’ and the whole
class was in tears.
TEACHER: Now Akpors, tell d
class what I drew on d board?
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AKPORS: Eh… Its a YAM sir!
If you were part of the
student beaten by Akpos,
what will u do to him?
#Candid Opinion..

Tuesday, 14 May 2013

Joke Of The Day: The Only Way To STOP Tuface Idibia

Joke Of The Day: The Only Way To STOP Tuface Idibia


The fairy godmother Visited Tuface Idibia and warned him to keep his “johnson” tucked in since he is now MARRIED. 

She warned him that if he did not, this is what he would turn into [Picture above] so that he can taste the bitter pill all the trailer load of ladies.

He has impregnated and bailed out on faster than Usain Bolt, leaving them heartbroken …….JOKES